I need a cute guy to show up at my house with a bucket of cookie dough a box of tampons and a bottle of jack Daniels and no it is not noon yet
Do you ever just meet one person
and at first it is awkward
then you start talking
and its like
“holy crap where have you been all my life”
we’re one mistake from being together but let’s not ask why it’s not right I won’t be seventeen forever and we can get away with this tonight
why have I not heard this song in years
Anonymous said: would you answer an anon from someone that goes to your school
Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:
- Acquire several dozen limes.
- Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
- Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
- Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
- Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
- Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
- Marry them.